Joke of the day: Prodigal sons of the rich and the poor

Laughter brings joy and happiness and also prevents wrinkles, so I decided to make this weekend a happy one for u guys and will be posting more every weekend. Sit, relax and enjoy.

THE RICH
 John: Dad I'm sorry I didn't knw wat came ova me and I took the wrong way... dad pls forgive me

Dad: (with his mouth wide open and laughing) my son come bak home to daddy and tell me abt ur trip

Son: Daddyyy... I can't beliv u took me bak after I stole ur money and was leaving recklessly in Dubai

Dad: (calls on his servants) slaughter the top 3 biggest Cow and inform everyone that a celebration is goin on in my house this moment cuz my lost son is found.

THE POOR
After Ogene had made away and spent all the money of the village contribution his father Okpaka was given to keep for the village development, he decided to cum bak home and beg for forgiveness

Ogene: (walking slowly and peeping if there's anyone close, he saw his Junior brother and begged him to bring his shirt for him to change but was caught by his father.). Papa gud afteroon

Dad: Na who be ur papa, abi u no dey see well for afternoon? Before I close and open my eyes I want make u vanish from my house (before Ogene culd made his way his dad raised alarm and d villagers caught him tied his hands and legs his demonstration to the whipping was like one learning to dance Shoki...) after u chop all this cane finish make sure say u no go near my goat and chicken becuz u no go like the part two of the story wey dem go tell u.

Three weeks later Ogene was still hospitalized due to internal injuries.